Does anybody actually care about the Eurovision?
No?
I didn’t think so…
Ellie and I joked about having sex at download when we’re drunk. My only problem with this, the first action I’ve had in a whole won’t involve a penis. Man I need some no strings attached no emotion sex!
Oooooo babbbyyy ;p
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The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.
I declare this my new favorite video.
“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”
Woo hoo!
No longer need to run in pumps and have breasts bouncing in my face!
Bought myself some running trainers, a sports bra, some fitness tops and a pair of fitness shorts.
Ahhh flat stomach and toned legs, you will NOT take long!
Sooo i actually have to sing infront of a room full of people in a TV studio with 4 cameras recording me
The most people i’ve sang in front of is about 3 and they’ve been close friends or family and i still shat myself
Don’t actually know how i’m going to do this :(
I’m jealous!! I want to do that!!
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
i love this post
Oh isn’t life just sweet!
By the end of next week I’ll have nearly £400, I’m going shopping today with all the girlies because we know we have money and to top it all off, my boyf got awarded the top prize for his college course and won VIP tickets to download fest. Meaning, for all I know, I could be mixing and mingling with the prodigy, YM@6, billy talent. Omg and I might get my tongue pierced today.
It couldn’t get much better!
